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went to hict today 4 a seminar...i had fun!!!! haha. the lecturer i very very funny.

Hey

Everyone

Let's 

Partay

lecturer: how many of u have a very good memory put up your hand

sam: *put's up his hand*

lecturer: take a sheet of paper

ile:you want a shit of paper??

lecturer: put your finger in the hole.dont worry,this hole is safe.

lecturer: look here!!! when i'm here my head is the only one that's shining.

the lecturer told us a story..one day he get's his report card..his teacher told him

teacher:do you know what to do?

him:no

teacher:you must study harder.now you know what to do?

him:yes

then when he shows his dad

dad:do you know what to do?

him:no

dad:you must study harder.now you know what to do?

him:yes

when he shows his friend

friend:do you know what to do?

him:no

friend:you must study harder.now you know what to do?

him:WHAT IS STUDY HARDER!!! open the book andCONSTIPATE??? u all should tell me HOW to study...

the lecturer asked us to find an acronym 4 CPFMVFW

sam: Create Porn For My Very Friendly World

so smart...